Monday, July 22, 2024

MNN NEWS FLASH!

* BIDEN GOES MISSING

JILL CLAIMS HE WENT PADDLEBOARDING AT THE OBAMAS, BUT NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM SINCE HE WROTE HIS WITHDRAWAL LETTER ON A COCKTAIL NAPKIN

DEVELOPING...


Have You Seen This Senior?

BREAKING NEWS UPDATES:

* "CHEETOS" CHEATLES ARRESTED

Orange Trigger-Finger Gave Her Away

* KAMALA PICKS ZIG-ZAG MAN AS RUNNING MATE 

* RONALD ROWE NAMED NEW SECRET SERVICE DIRECTOR

Vows No More Secret Service Assassination Plots for Up to 90 Days

Audio Analysis Is 100% Clear-Trump & Crowd Were Shot At By Two Separate People - Peak Prosperity - YouTube

Herr Direktor Rowe,

MNN has conducted a highly technical review of the gunfire audio for you:

crack crack crack…boom boom boom boom…ka-pow

Translated:

Crooks Crooks Crooks…Feds Feds Feds Feds…the “Shuddup, kid!”- Sniper

You’re welcome. Scumbag.

 *  Further Analysis by these gentlemen indicates the Federal Assassins shot first, before Crooks:

BREAKING: Evidence suggests second gunman involved in Trump assassination attempt - YouTube 

Oversight Project on X: "Someone who regularly visited Crooks home and work also visited a building in Washington, DC located in Gallery Place. This is in the same vicinity of an @FBI office on June 26, 2023. Who’s device is this? https://t.co/b9ZIO5utDC" / X 

Manufactured News Network: "You Think I'm Kidding?"

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