* BIDEN GOES MISSING
JILL CLAIMS HE WENT PADDLEBOARDING AT THE OBAMAS, BUT NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM SINCE HE WROTE HIS WITHDRAWAL LETTER ON A COCKTAIL NAPKIN
DEVELOPING...
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BREAKING NEWS UPDATES:
* "CHEETOS" CHEATLES ARRESTED
Orange Trigger-Finger Gave Her Away
* KAMALA PICKS ZIG-ZAG MAN AS RUNNING MATE
* RONALD ROWE NAMED NEW SECRET SERVICE DIRECTOR
Vows No More Secret Service Assassination Plots for Up to 90 Days
Herr Direktor Rowe,
MNN has conducted a highly technical review of the gunfire audio for you:
crack crack crack…boom boom boom boom…ka-pow
Translated:
Crooks Crooks Crooks…Feds Feds Feds Feds…the “Shuddup, kid!”- Sniper
You’re welcome. Scumbag.
* Further Analysis by these gentlemen indicates the Federal Assassins shot first, before Crooks:
BREAKING: Evidence suggests second gunman involved in Trump assassination attempt - YouTube
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