Rest in the Vine: MNN's Independence Daze Update

Monday, July 1, 2024

MNN's Independence Daze Update

BREAKING AND CRACKING...

* SUPREME COURT TO SEEK TREATMENT FOR SCHIZOPHRENIA AFTER TWICE RULING 6-3 THAT PRESIDENTS HAVE IMMUNITY BUT MAY USE SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANIES TO STOP YOU FROM DISCUSSING IT

JUDGE JUMANJI-BROWN: "I'M NOT A PSYCHOLOGIST, EITHER."

RELATED: JOHN ROBERTS DEFINES "STANDING": "A TERM MEANING 'WE'RE TOO CHICKEN TO VOTE FOR FREEDOM'"

* NATO FORCES PUT ON HIGH ALERT FOR DEFCON 3 LEVEL- DISTRACTION ATTACK

ALL MOSCOW MALLS AND GAS PIPELINES PUT ON THE LOOKOUT FOR ~~CIA BOMBERS~~ ISIS-K.

* IN EMERGENCY CAMP DAVID-DAVID MEETING, JOE BIDEN'S BODY DOUBLE #5 ASKS THE OTHER BODY DOUBLES TO STEP DOWN FOR THE GOOD OF THE PARTY

RELATED: FOX'S DECISION DESK DECLARES MIKE PENCE WINNER OF DEBATE

* DEMOCRATS VOTE TO PUT GEORGE FLOYD'S FACE ON ALL COUNTERFEIT $20s, EXCEPT THEY'RE ALL COUNTERFEIT AT THIS POINT

RELATED: FLOYD MURAL STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AFTER IT PISTOL-WHIPPED A PASSING PREGNANT WOMAN

And now a word from our Competing News Outlets:

Jill Biden Refuses To Drop Out Of Presidential Race | Babylon Bee

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BREAKING: Biden meets with his family to talk about the future of his campaign • Genesius Times :

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LOW-DOWN BREAKING UPDATE:

*GAVIN NEWSOME HEADS TO WHITE HOUSE TO SUPPORT GAVIN NEWSOM JOE BIDEN: ENDANGERED CALIFORNINA VULTURES REJECT COMPARISONS

More: CALIFORNIA PSYCHO
– UNSAVORYAGENTS

ALSO BREAKING:

* After Anonymous Tip From Pay Phone Outside Chappaqua Wine and Liquors, Police Find Seth Rich Murder Weapon In Joe Biden's Trunk

"That homo from Sacramento isn't cutting in front of me. Get in line, Junior!"

"But...but...I don't even wear trunks," claimed Biden. "Ask any of these Secret Service gals--they'll vouch for me!"

Manufactured News Network: "Shrimp and Grits: It's What's for Breakfast, Lunch AND Dinner(tm)!"

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Psalm 91

1 He who dwells in the secret place of the Most High Shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. 2 I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress; My God, in Him I will trust.” 3 Surely He shall deliver you from the snare of the fowler And from the perilous pestilence. 4 He shall cover you with His feathers, And under His wings you shall take refuge; His truth shall be your shield and buckler. 5 You shall not be afraid of the terror by night, Nor of the arrow that flies by day, 6 Nor of the pestilence that walks in darkness, Nor of the destruction that lays waste at noonday. 7 A thousand may fall at your side, And ten thousand at your right hand; But it shall not come near you. 8 Only with your eyes shall you look, And see the reward of the wicked. 9 Because you have made the Lord, who is my refuge, Even the Most High, your dwelling place, 10 No evil shall befall you, Nor shall any plague come near your dwelling; 11 For He shall give His angels charge over you, To keep you in all your ways. 12 In their hands they shall bear you up, Lest you dash your foot against a stone. 13 You shall tread upon the lion and the cobra, The young lion and the serpent you shall trample underfoot. 14 “Because he has set his love upon Me, therefore I will deliver him; I will set him on high, because he has known My name. 15 He shall call upon Me, and I will answer him; I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him and honor him. 16 With long life I will satisfy him, And show him My salvation.”

The Prodigy

“…What has America done for the benefit of mankind? Let our answer be this: America, with the same voice which spoke herself into existence as a nation, proclaimed to mankind the inextinguishable rights of human nature, and the only lawful foundations of government. She has, in the lapse of nearly half a century, without a single exception, respected the independence of other nations while asserting and maintaining her own. She has abstained from interference in the concerns of others, even when conflict has been for principles to which she clings, as to the last vital drop that visits the heart. Wherever the standard of freedom and Independence has been or shall be unfurled, there will her heart, her benedictions and her prayers be. But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own. She well knows that by once enlisting under other banners than her own, were they even the banners of foreign independence, she would involve herself beyond the power of extrication, in all the wars of interest and intrigue, of individual avarice, envy, and ambition, which assume the colors and usurp the standard of freedom. The fundamental maxims of her policy would insensibly change from liberty to force…. She might become the dictatress of the world. She would be no longer the ruler of her own spirit…. Her glory is not dominion, but liberty. Her march is the march of the mind. She has a spear and a shield: but the motto upon her shield is, Freedom, Independence, Peace.”--John Quincy Adams on the foundation of American Foreign Policy, 1821

Monday, July 1, 2024

MNN's Independence Daze Update

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